Valentine’s Day for a Dull Man

Most Dull Men are uncomfortable when Valentine’s Day rolls around. Perhaps it’s because red is such an exciting color. Several of our members shopped around for gray or beige Valentine’s Day cards but found none.

We’ve noticed that on Valentine’s Day, Dull Men often think of their mothers, rather than wives or girl friends. They send flowers to their mothers — usually plastic flowers instead of real ones, but flowers nonetheless.

And they often take their mothers out for dinner on Valentine’s Day. We think this is because mothers nag less about the choice of restaurants. Mother’s don’t need in-and-trendy food. Plain food is just fine, so long as the food is warm and the restaurant is clean.