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How to Skip Stones (and 43
more of life’s forgotten pleasures)
By Eddie Bauer (Editor), published by Hyperion, New York
A book of simple suggestions that bring serenity and peace back into our lives –
reminding us of the immense pleasure that can be found in little things
How to skip stones
·“Pick a suitable
rock. Rocks with edges, bad. Rocks without edges, good.”
· “Bring arm back
slowly. Stay low. Attempt to keep stone parallel with water’s surface.”
· “Let ‘er rip.
Count number of skips. (Note: A “kerplunk” does not count as a skip.)”
How to watch clouds
· “Go outside”
· “Recline. Look
up”
· “Watch as clouds
become fire engines, poodles, shoes, old friends, etc.”
How to take a nap
· “Search for
perfect tree”
·“Find snuglliest
part of trunk for pillow”
· “Nap”
How to listen
· “Notice that you
are doing most of the talking”
· “Shut mouth”
· “Open seldom
used holes on side of head (i.e., ears)”
An item not for Dull Men that’s in the book
How to skinny dip
·“Find secluded
spot”
·“Remove all
remnants of civilization”
· “Dive in.
Acclimate to nakedness. Relax (this can take a while”
)
An added event – in place of skinny dipping
How to watch tide
· “Go to the
seaside”
· “Watch –
carefully – the point where water meets beach”
· “Determine
whether the tide is coming in or going out”

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