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Vineyards in France – and
flying saucers and other UFOs
May 18, 2004
Dear
DMC,
Actually this is quite a sensible one from France.
Since 1952 it has been illegal to land a flying saucer or other UFO in the
vineyards of Chateauneuf du Pape.
Steve Reszaetniak

December 11, 2003
Dear
DMC, Here is
an entry for the silly laws section. In New
South Wales, Australia, it is legal to relieve yourself in public if you do it
next the rear left tyre. This goes back to the horse and buggy days when there
was a part of the carriage used for such purposes. Popinjay
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Dear Popinjay,
Thanks
for the report. That’s great to know.
Except it would be a long
trip for many of us to get to New South Wales. Dull men are patient, but I don’t
think we could wait that long.
Lee T. Gattor Assistant Editor, DMC Silly Laws Page
[Assistant Editor is the highest-ranking editor
we have]

It
might come as a surprise to you, but not all our members are accountants. Or
actuaries. There also are some lawyers. They read laws for hours on end. Dull
laws. There are a few exceptions, however. Once in a while, they come across a
silly law.
Here
are examples:
In Chicago, it is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. In Indiana, it is illegal to go to a theatre within four hours of
eating garlic. In Nebraska, it is illegal to go whale fishing. In Lehigh Nebraska, it is illegal to sell donut holes. In Utah, it is illegal for first cousins to marry before they
reach 65.
In France, at least 70% of the music radio stations broadcast
must be by French composers.
You
can see more silly laws on these web sites:
http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/sillylaws.html
http://www.allamericanleathers.com/sillylaws2.htm
http://www.dumblaws.com/
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/laws.html http://www.lawguru.com/weird/
info@dullmen.com
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