SPAM 2006 CALENDAR
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A fantastic gift. Click here to view. All year long it reminds everyone who looks at it of the Joys of Spam. There are stunning pictures of Spam in a dish for each month. Plus mouth-watering recipes for the dishes. There of course is the Spamburger. Then a Spam Rueben. As well as Spam Wontons.
Do we have any complaints about this calendar? Yes. Some dull men will complain that some of the pictures Spam are so dressed up that the Spam no longer looks like Spam. And the Spam Swiss Sandwich shown for March uses Swiss cheese . . . how about a Spam sandwich that uses Velveeta? And the Crunch Spam Salad . . . how crunchy is it? Is too noisy for a dull man to hear?
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SNOWGLOBE
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Snowglobes make great gifts for dull men. We can spend hours shaking them and then watching the snow.
We found some snowglobes at Marshall Field's. The one we like best is their Serenity Sphere. We like serenity, especially during the Holidays. To find out more about the Serenity Sphere, click on the Marshall Field's logo/button below, then go to their search box (at the top of their Home Page), enter "Serenity Sphere" in the box, click on "go":
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FRUIT CAKE
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The Holidays call for Fruit Cake . . . we like Fruit Cake . . . even if in-and-trendy folks joke about it . . . here's one from Hickory Farms . . . click on the cake to see more
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ANORAK
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Anorak is synonymous with a dull person in the UK. And an anorak makes a great Holiday gift. For a nice one from Land's End, click on their logo/button below, then go to their search box (at the top left of their Home Page), enter "Anorak" in the box, click on "go":
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MYRRH
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| Myrrh can be purchased, along with frankincense, from www.culpeper.co.uk . . . click on the Potpourri link in their Online Store on the left side of their Home Page . . . then click on Christmas Frankincense & Myrrh |
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CANDLES (plain vanilla ones)
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Candles can provide safe excitement . . . lighting them . . . watching them flicker . . . snuffing them out . . . and what flavor of candles can be better for a dull man than plain vanilla . . . here's a gift basket of them from Wicks' End . . . click on the picture for more details . . . and order if you wish:
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BATTERIES
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Everyone can always use batteries. You can never give too many batteries. And don't you like to receive them? And don't you enjoy installing them? And that peace of mind when you know you have new ones installed . . . everywhere?
Here's a handy place to order them:
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SPAM
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This is one of the easiest gifts to shop for. All grocery stores carry Spam.
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PARK BENCH
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As we've often said, we don't mind where we go . . . where we are . . . so long as there are nice park benches to sit on. Click here for our page of park benches.For a Holiday gift, why not give a park bench? Click on the logo/button below for one you might like to consider:
 
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CD OF ELEVATOR MUSIC
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| Click here for the latest releases of elevator music. There is a catalog for ordering gifts. |
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A COOKBOOK OF AIRLINE FOOD
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| Click here for pictures of airline food you can print out and give as a gift |
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A COOKBOOK OF RECIPES FOR ENGLISH FOOD
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AUDIO TAPE OF CORN GROWING
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AUDIO TAPE OF JIMMY STEWART READING FROM A TELEPHONE DIRECTORY
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TIMETABLE OF WINDOW WASHINGS AT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
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VIDEO OF SAND SLIDING THROUGH AN HOUR GLASS
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THE ART OF NAPPING , a book by William A. Anthony, Ph.D.
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T-Shirt (authentic gray)
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SHIRT POCKET PEN/PENCIL HOLDER (authentic plastic)
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VIDEO OF LUGGAGE CAROUSELS (at Dulles airport)
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VIDEO OF A VINE GROWING
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