A lady opened her  refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of  the shelves.

"What are you doing in  there?"    she  asked.

The rabbit replied:    "This is a Westinghouse,  isn't it?" to which the lady  replied, "Yes."  

"Well," the rabbit  said, "I'm  westing."  

Jokes for Easter

Lucky Bunny

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

Because it has four rabbit's feet.

Pouring Water

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A hot cross bunny.

Crossing the Road

Why didn't the egg cross the road?

Because it wasn't a chicken yet.

Don't Tell Jokes to an Egg

Why shouldn't you tell a joke to an egg?

It might crack it up.

[Thanks to Aariel's Easter Jokes which is where the ideas for the jokes above came from; see more on http://cool-recipes.freeyellow.com/easter/jokes.html]

More Jokes for Easter

Worst Day of Easter Week

What's the worst day of Easter Week for an egg?

Good Fryday

Going to an Easter Egg Hunt

What happens to children when they hear that they are going to an Easter Egg Hunt?

They get eggcited

Egg Roll

What happens to an Easter Egg if it rolls down a hill?

It eggelerates

Best Sport for an Egg Yoke

What's the best sport for an egg yoke?

Running