Blair Is Doing Research?

Dear DMC,

    I think I know why Tony Blair is making all those trips abroad . . . visiting Afghanistan, Indian and Pakinstan . . and now Africa.

    He's trying to learn . . . he's doing research . . . to find ways to improve the railways systems and hospitals in the U.K.

Sincerely, from O.B. Zervant

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Dear Mr. Zervant,

    That might well be right. Let's see what he has to say about it the next time he visits England.

Not God?

     What’s the difference between Tony Blair and God?

     God is everywhere.

     Tony Blair is everywhere but home.

     Which reminds us how much we think there is a need for duller leaders. Many in the U.K., especially our DCM members, think that, instead of carrying on in such a flashy manner, their leader should tend to matters at home. Work on ordinary, everyday issues. Work on improving hospitals, trains, etc. instead of flying around the world. As Jackie Mason says, Tony Blair can’t believe that he’s not the leader of a bigger country.

     One recent problem at home that he shouldn’t try to fix. Recently, there has been a lot of flooding in the U.K. Fixing that problem is something that Tony should leave for God