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This is a report that came in a while back from Jake, a student at the University of Colorado, about Boulder . . . whether a student can live a dull life at an exciting place like CU, known by many as a great party school

Boulder is certainly not an easy place for a dull man -- between the excitement of life on University Hill and geological formations like the Flatirons.  I am sad to say that we even have an exciting mascot in the buffalo Ralphie.

However, to those of us planning to staying dull, options are available.

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Norlin Library Basement:  Although Playboy rated Norlin as one of the best places to pick up girls in the country a few years back, there is room for the dullman as well. The key is finding the basement.  They have moveable bookshelves.  They're as good to watch as movable walkways.

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National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST): Dullmen like to count things.  NIST, located right here in Boulder, lets us know by what measurements we can count. They have the atomic clock . . . man, talk about counting.

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Longmont:  it speaks for itself.



Plus we have a load of park benches for watching the weirder, more exciting people of the world walk by.  jake

PS  Have you checked out www.firehydrant.org?  I recommend it.

 

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