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This is a report that came in a while back from Jake, a student at the University of Colorado, about Boulder . . . whether a student can live a dull life at an exciting place like CU, known by many as a great party school
Boulder is certainly not an easy place for a dull man -- between the excitement of life on University Hill and geological formations like the Flatirons. I am sad to say that we even have an exciting mascot in the buffalo Ralphie.
However, to those of us planning to staying dull, options are available.
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Norlin Library Basement: Although Playboy rated Norlin as one of the best places to pick up girls in the country a few years back, there is room for the dullman as well. The key is finding the basement. They have moveable bookshelves. They're as good to watch as movable walkways.
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National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST): Dullmen like to count things. NIST, located right here in Boulder, lets us know by what measurements we can count. They have the atomic clock . . . man, talk about counting.
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Longmont: it speaks for itself.
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Plus we have a load of park benches for watching the weirder, more exciting people of the world walk by. jake
PS Have you checked out www.firehydrant.org? I recommend it.
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